6/4/2023 0 Comments Most embarrassing moments peedI did a weird dance thing to get away from him, swatted his hand and yelped. I had to pass in front of him to get to my luggage, and he reached up and grabbed my butt. I got up off the couch before it went anywhere and my husband was sitting right next to me. “I coughed and peed myself while we were on vacation. It was gross, but hilarious!” - karenlizeht 17. The worst part was that I was wearing a dress so it came down my legs and I couldn’t stop laughing. “My husband and I were taking our dog out for a walk, and I started making fun of his outfit. It was so bittersweet… Yay, pregnancy problems!” - mo3angels 16. I pulled off the highway at a rest stop because I had to go so badly, but they were both sound asleep… So I used one of their diapers to sit on and just peed in my driver’s seat. “I was on a four-plus-hour road trip with only my two young boys, a 2- and 1-year-old. It sent me into a coughing frenzy and I peed myself - a lot.” - mhaugh2016 15. I popped one in my mouth and apparently some crumb went down the wrong pipe or something. “I was in the middle of a grocery store, and they were handing out samples of egg rolls. “I broke the toilet seat! I always lean to the left to wipe, which is ridiculously inconvenient because it’s sooooo hard for me to reach, and the toilet seat cracked in half! And I'm not even that heavy!” - May2016Boy 14. He opens the windows and asks for help!” - emclean85 13. “Constipation leads me to very smelly farts. That’s how chairs get murdered.” - betsyws 12. “I sat down and popped a screw out of the chair. Safe to say, it ruined the moment but made for a good story.” - Firsttimemomma3 11. We both laid there laughing for a good five minutes. Thankfully my significant other and I are extremely comfortable with each other. I just don’t know why, but it felt like they killed my cat or something.” - B3ccabutt 10. I started to ball my eyes out and sobbed, ‘I am so offended right now!’ I have no idea where it came from…Needless to say, I actually do like the dishes they gave me. “I cried when my mom and stepdad got me dishes for Christmas. At least I can pull the pregnancy card!” - moonmama2be 9. They all laughed, of course, but said to just own it and excuse myself next time. It was like, ‘Blurp, hello world!’ When I realized that other people must have heard it, I had to text my boyfriend, best friends and sisters. “I farted at work! Ugh, I’m so embarrassed! I thought it’d be silent, but nope. I stepped back, rolled my ankle and TOPPLED over!!! I am so clumsy now!” - ellekrand 8. Tonight a couple invited us to go on a walk, so we joined them with our dogs. We are trying to make new couple friends. “I’m 24 weeks pregnant, and my husband and I just moved. I just watched you put on underwear.' I had to laugh!" - ABD6677 7. "The other day I said to my husband, 'Is there anything sadder than a pregnant woman putting on pants?' His reply? 'Yeah, honey, there is. “I squeezed in between my car and another car in a parking lot and got wedged between the mirrors.” - Firsttimemummyaus 6. There was an awkward glance, and there has been every time she sees me!” - MrsDRob 5. “I was in an elevator and it got crowded, and the director gets on and somehow my bump rubbed her booty (she's really tall and had on heels!). “I’m a fourth-grade teacher and today when I was walking between the kids’ desks, I totally smacked a boy in the back of the head with my belly.” - ex1tedm0m 4. It turns out I was having pains due to constipation …one of those moments when you put your palm to your face.” - dorkydorkette 3. My coworkers called the ambulance, and I had to be shuffled to labor and delivery. “I was 30 weeks pregnant at work and thought I was experiencing contractions. When I was trying to grab a veggie tray, my cart bumped the display and an avalanche of veggies came pouring down all over me. My feet were so swollen and tired that I opted to take one of those electric carts (totally embarrassing). “After a long week at work, I had to make a trip to Costco. Read on as 17 moms share their most hilarious and embarrassing pregnancy moments. These What to Expect community moms-to-be had the best reactions to the ups and downs that are a normal part of growing a beautiful new baby: They had a good laugh, knowing they’re not alone and it’s only temporary.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |